>>57268
Надеюсь, мое резюме будет оценено достойно.

Dear Ubisoft,

Please, think of the most potential setting for your new FarCry game, the United States of Liberia

Better look at these WARLORDS! They’re truly AFRO VIKINGS having come from US in early XIX century, and they at once established a new reign to their aboriginal bros, built ‘murica-style state, they ruled everything. However, there came the civil war, and for today above 80% of population in Liberia are unemployed, and half the Google Paradise territory having not been seeing any social welfares, nor institutions, for many years! So, there people trade drugs freely, do cannibalism, pedophilia, go hookers, and even monkeys are guard dog for those Googles, THEY EAT BOTH WATCH MONKEYS AND THEMSELVES, THIS IS FUCKING JIGALOO WILD CAPITALISM AND SHIET. Trash wars in dirty slums of Googletown, drug slums, niglets recruited and armed with AK, GENERAL BIN LADEN, MOSQUITO AND MOSQUITO SPRAY. You’ll begin as 14 year old sweet ebony boi with random gun – AK, PM, or even with LAW you need. And you reach the level cap REALLY FANCY GIEGER, full of chains, shades, you own golden teeth, and you’re even be able to have a rare kevlar armor. And let the leveling up be very slow, and all the levels those bad bois should shoot always bad and let them shoot with really screwed up postures. The leveling up should affect only clothes. Back to shooting, make all the animated postures, even when boy holds his AK above his head, make more fancy boogaloo clothes, in five sizes bigger, more afro hairstyles, make more authentic towns and slums, burnt cars, trash cans, lots of trash, and make more options like building the “town” markets selling ebola infested monkey meat, fight for PUSSY MONEY, FIGHT FOR YOUR PAPAY TAYLOR. And, holy… THE WARLORD’S CASTLE – make the abandoned hotel where young recruits wearing bright bandanas and operating AK do drugs. And better set many ebony hookers dancing around, make them the your gang’s most valuable resource, so you need to fill your castle with PUSSY. And the top, the pinnacle of your bois campaign – the UN base assault. You’d better add it for this is the only area full of better guns, money and medicines from the first world countries, so you send your armed and stoned niglets, it worths a lot! Say, go add some banger 90s gangster rap as an official game soundtrack.