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generic: {
headline: "My League of Legends Year in Review",
body: "Here are all my game stats proving how much I crushed it in the 2017 season.",
},
jungling: {
headline: "Everyday I’m Jungling.",
body: "I played x games as <champion> this season. You know that feel? When you gank top lane, then bot lane gets mad. Then you gank bot lane, but mid lane gets mad. Check out the rest of my year in review playing League of Legends.",
},
bottom: {
headline: "ADC all games, every game.",
body: "I played x games as <champion> this season. I pretty much do everything on my team. Even face checking bushes. Check out the rest of my year in review playing League of Legends.",
},
support: {
headline: "Support OP. I don’t KS on purpose.",
body: "I played x games as <champion> this season. My favorite part of every game is setting up my ADC for a kill and watching them miss. Check out the rest of my year in review playing League of Legends.",
},
top: {
headline: "It’s better in Top Lane.",
body: "I played x games as <champion> this season. Everyone ignores you until you’re impossible to kill late-game. Then they cry. Check out the rest of my year in review playing League of Legends.",
},
middle: {
headline: "Carrying from Mid Lane.",
body: "I played x games as <champion> this season. Strategy? Stay behind minions. Wait til level 6. R. Check out the rest of my year in review playing League of Legends.",
}

championJoke: {
Aatrox: "Don’t listen to what everyone else says. We know Aatrox matters.",
Ahri: "No, they definitely don’t trust you.",
Akali: "Relax, team. Fed Akali is fed.",
Alistar: "More cowbell.",
Amumu: "Hard engages teamfights. Still has no friends. Q.Q",
Anivia: "What came first? The chicken or the wall that sometimes blocks a teammate from escaping the enemy?",
Annie: "Oh, they’ve seen your bear.",
Ashe: "Sejuani has nothing on your permaslow.",
AurelionSol: "“Cower, worship, beg, they’re all valid reactions.”",
Azir: "Shurima is great. Shurima is the best. Shurima is Shurima.",
Bard: "Ootay!",
Blitzcrank: "HA HA HAHA HA",
Brand: "Flaming your opponents is only okay if you’re Brand. Because Brand.",
Braum: "Good guy Braum holds the door.",
Caitlyn: "“Boom. Headshot.”",
Camille: "“Ah ah ah!”",
Cassiopeia: "No antidote for Cassi: this serpent lady dealt more CC than any other champion this season.",
Chogath: "NOMNOMNOM",
Corki: "Package delivered, no packets lost.",
Darius: "COME ON AND SLAM",
Diana: "They called you a heretic, didn’t they?",
Draven: "Draven has nice axes. Draven has nice hair. Draven placed less wards per game than any other champion this season.",
DrMundo: "Mundo goes where he pleases.",
Ekko: "Niw ot emit dniwer ot deen t’nseod okkE.",
Elise: "An early-game monster, literally.",
Evelynn: "Your stats hurt so good.",
Ezreal: "Who needs a map when you can play in every lane?",
Fiddlesticks: "You made them eat crow.",
Fiora: "No worthy opponents here.",
Fizz: "“Feeding time!”",
Galio: "They say you’re the joke but one-hitting them is funny.",
Gangplank: "If anyone doubted Gangplank’s pirate cred: he got more gold per game than any other champion this season.",
Garen: "Spins.",
Gnar: "“Shubbanuffa.”",
Gragas: "Big plays and drinking all day long.",
Graves: "So Graves is your top played champion but he still can’t have his—!",
Hecarim: "Super run fast pony.",
Heimerdinger: "If entropy is constantly increasing but matter can neither be created nor destroyed, every turret placed displaces order and deals tons of damage. Just as you hypothesized.",
Illaoi: "Release the Kraken.",
Irelia: "“My blade is not only precise, but totally gnarly.”",
Ivern: "“Potatoes are always watching.”",
Janna: "Leave them breathless: Janna has the highest KDA this season.",
JarvanIV: "You’re helping.",
Jax: "You earned extra eggs tonight.",
Jayce: "Nice hammer.",
Jhin: "Only champion who’s sad about a Pentakill.",
Jinx: "Tcha-tcha-tcha-tcha!",
Kalista: "Vengeance never felt so good.",
Karma: "“You know what they say: Karma always catches up to you.”",
Karthus: "Q Q Q Q R",
Kassadin: "There are other ways to silence enemies. Permanently.",
Katarina: "And the award for “Most Kills Per Game” AND “Most Deaths Per Game” go to Katarina!",
Kayle: "Kayle can do it.",
Kayn: "Rhaast picked Kayn, you picked winning.",
Kennen: "“Yes yes yes!”",
Khazix: "“I ate an optimist once, but I couldn’t keep him down.”",
Kindred: "Such accuracy. So lamb.",
Kled: "SKAAAAAARLLL",
KogMaw: "When you want to use your passive, but you don’t die the entire game.",
Leblanc: "Classic misdirection.",
LeeSin: "My mind’s telling me no...",
Leona: "They couldn’t leave a dent.",
Lissandra: "“Flesh freezes so easily.”",
Lucian: "Pew pew pew.",
Lulu: "Hears you like cupcakes. Turns you into cupcake.",
Lux: "Shining bright: Lux took less damage than any other champion this season.",
Malphite: "Rock solid.",
Malzahar: "“Come mortal, witness your demise!”",
Maokai: "“Bones break before branches.”",
MasterYi: "Wuju style paid off: Master Yi has more Multi Kills than any other champion this season!",
MissFortune: "You make them respawn at home.",
MonkeyKing: "Headed for the sunset.",
Mordekaiser: "Mordekaiser is one of your most played champs? Is this a bug?",
Morgana: "Land Dark Binding. Enemy gets reported for AFK.",
Nami: "This sushi got the most assists per game this season.",
Nasus: "Good doggy. Likes snacks. Likes stacks.",
Nautilus: "Your anchor sunk the enemy’s win rate.",
Nidalee: "“Here mousy, mousy, mousy...”",
Nocturne: "They didn’t see you coming.",
Nunu: "They made the yeti angry.",
Olaf: "For Bromacia!",
Orianna: "“So strange, they scream.”",
Ornn: "Ornn approves.",
Pantheon: "The Pantheon has landed.",
Poppy: "Somebody’s gotta be the hero.",
Quinn: "“Look Val, snacks.”",
Rakan: "They’ve never seen moves like yours.",
Rammus: "OK",
RekSai: "Rek’Sai just wants hugs.",
Renekton: "You’re a Mid Game monster, literally.",
Rengar: "Good kitty.",
Riven: "Even if you Q3 into a wall on occasion, your stats look pretty good.",
Rumble: "Tristana might notice you now.",
Ryze: "The runes decide his path. And reworks.",
Sejuani: "You showed them, Bristle!",
Shaco: "I think they like your magic trick.",
Shen: "Keep calm and Shen will save you.",
Shyvana: "There can only be one: Shyvana killed more dragons per game than any other champion this season.",
Singed: "Pls, keep chasing.",
Sion: "Looks like you’ve been riding the pain train.",
Sivir: "They didn’t duck.",
Skarner: "When you ult someone but your team doesn’t follow up.",
Sona: "How to Sona: Q Q Q.",
Soraka: "Your winrate is bananas.",
Swain: "Top champ is Swain, excellent strategy.",
Syndra: "And they say you lacked balance.",
TahmKench: "No one benches the Kench.",
Taliyah: "“Five birds, one stone.”",
Talon: "Loooong Swooooooords",
Taric: "Your stats TRULY are outrageous.",
Teemo: "Teemo placed over 7 billion shrooms on Summoner’s Rift this season.",
Thresh: "Y u no click lantern?!?!",
Tristana: "Those jumps paid off: Tristana is the most-picked champion in 2017 Worlds.",
Trundle: "They see you trollin, they hatin’.",
Tryndamere: "How to win with Tryndamere: press R.",
TwistedFate: "“Only a fool plays the hand he’s dealt.”",
Twitch: "Your stats look filthy. Well done.",
Udyr: "Needs to shell out damage. Turtle stance.",
Urgot: "The only thing that would make this better is a Star Guardian skin.",
Varus: "Well, it’s dark in here.",
Vayne: "You’re a god.",
Veigar: "You weren’t short on damage this season.",
Velkoz: "When you land the perfect Q E combo....#geometry.",
Viktor: "Good thing you’ve got a helping hand.",
Vi: "Punching does solve everything.",
Vladimir: "“I sincerely hope you’re pumped for this.”",
Volibear: "“Hmm, I suppose you’re expecting some unbearable pun.”",
Warwick: "Who’s a good boy? Warwick took more damage than any other champion this season.",
Xayah: "“They dropped something. Their guard.”",
Xerath: "A full season of killing enemies under their tower.",
XinZhao: "WIN NOW!",
Yasuo: "Hasagi! Yasuo lives for an average of 4.1 minutes between deaths, the second shortest lifespan on the Rift.",
Yorick: "Yorick took the most towers per game this season but still can’t have a ski—!",
Zac: "Jungling is ez when you can gank a billion different ways.",
Zed: "Enemy turns off shadows in game settings. Still can’t counter Zed.",
Ziggs: "You really blew up this season.",
Zilean: "Didn’t you play him the most last year? Or was it next year?",
Zoe: "“Roaaarr!!”",
Zyra: "Repotted for being toxic.",
}