>>46180
Финальная версия
```
// Multiply by 1000 to convert seconds to milliseconds,
// because in the grand tradition of making things unnecessarily confusing, JavaScript decided that standard Unix timestamps
// — which the entire programming universe agrees are in seconds — should be in milliseconds instead.
// Why? Who knows. Maybe someone wanted to make sure no developer ever gets too comfortable.
// Maybe it was a prank that got out of hand and now it's just "how things are".
// So instead of consistent, logical behavior, we get gotchas, off-by-thousand bugs,
// and endless stack overflow posts.
// Every other sane language uses seconds, but JS? Nope.
// It's like someone said, "You know what would make date handling even more fun? Surprises!"
// So here we are, multiplying by 1000 like ritualistic timestamp priests.
Thanks, JS.
```
Write it in gangsta style of Snoop Dogg:

ChatGPT сказал:

Fo shizzle, here’s your timestamp rant in full-on Snoop Dogg–style swagger:
```
// Yo, we gotta multiply that thang by 1000, ya dig?
// ‘Cause everywhere else in the game, Unix time be tickin’ in seconds,
// But JavaScript? Nah man, JS be on that milli-milli grind.
// Why? Ain’t nobody know — maybe just to keep us guessin’,
// Or maybe some OG at Netscape was like, “Let’s mess with their heads, nephew.”
// So now we sittin’ here, spittin’ math, turnin’ seconds into milliseconds,
// Just so the Date object don’t trip. Straight up unnecessary, dogg.
// But hey, it is what it is — stay cool, keep codin’, and don’t let the bugs bite.
```
Want a remix with more West Coast flavor or a verse to go with it?

Write it like Shakespeare would

ChatGPT сказал:

Ah, a noble request! Behold, the timestamp rant, as if penned by the Bard himself:
```
// Hark! We must multiply by a thousandfold,
// For Unix time, in every tongue and tool of code, doth count in seconds plain.
// Yet JavaScript, that jester most peculiar, marks its time in milliseconds!
// What madness is this? What foul tempest of thought did birth such whimsy?
// 'Tis as if Time herself were mocked, and Logic banished from the realm!
// Thus, we cast this arcane spell — timestamp 1000* — to please the JavaScript gods,
// And curse the day this folly was ordained.
// Alas, dear coder, despair not — thou art not alone in thine affliction.
Shall I craft a sonnet to Date.now() next?
// Every other sane language uses seconds, but JS? Nope.
// It's like someone said, "You know what would make date handling even more fun? Surprises!"
// So here we are, multiplying by 1000 like ritualistic timestamp priests.
Thanks, JS.
```