>>378850 (OP)
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In the town of old Kenosha
marched some troubled rogues one day
Held hammers high above their heads,
and looking for affray

No one dared to ask their business, no one dared to make a stand
Save for one young man among them
with an AR in his hand
AR in his hand

In this town there were some outlaws
bound to teachings of the Red,
Many soi bois were among them
and many trannies overfed,
They were vicious, prone to violence,
looting autozones and more,
And their leader rode a skateboard
rolling swiftly 'cross the floor,
Swiftly 'cross the floor.

Now young man started talkin', made it plain to folks around
He was there to stop the mob
from burnin' private prop'rty down.
Didn't look like much the tough guy
'cept for one important thing,
For the Kenosha Kid among them
To his AR he did cling
To his AR he did cling

Now the night was passing quickly
and the mob was wielding flame
And the youth called out to halt them
when they took him for their game
He was running down the pavement
when a lout caused him to trip
And tempted the soi leader with with the Skateboard on his hip
Skateboard on his hip

It was over in a moment
as the folks had gathered round,
The skater sought the rifle
as the youth lay on the ground,
And he might have went on livin'
Oh how the commies did shout
Said the Kenosha kid before him,
'Fuck around and find out.'
'Fuck around and find out.'

'Fuck around--'
'Fuck around--'
Said the Kenosha Kid before him,
'Fuck around and find out--'