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Imagine a situation like this: the Russian national team, in fact, has saved its ace in the sleeve. All these years after Euro 2008, our players played especially furiously, that in 10 years, when against us any team will play on relax, to break all records.

An easy way out is getting out of the group. Russia is smashing Saudi Arabia 10: 0, even Higar is hammering. Egypt and Uruguay are simply not felt by our players, in both games Russia plays in a pass better than Barcelona in its best years, possession of 90% or more. Ignashevich and Granat not just run faster than Salah, Suarez and Cavani, they never let them even break through the gate. The whole world is in shock, the triumph of Russia continues.

Without a single missed ball our team leaves the group with 9 points and gets to Portugal.

Already in the second minute of the match Ignashevich breaks Ronald's leg, trying to take the ball. The cream star is carried on a stretcher, Ignashevich receives a red card and leaves the field. Russia successfully defends one defender. Hagar periodically connects to the attacks and gives two assists. The Portuguese are running dastardly on the field, conceding a total of 5 goals. Hagar makes another biscuit.

Journalists around the world are washing their fingers in the blood, trying to convey the superiority of Russia's game as accurately as possible, but this is incredibly difficult, because our national team dominates everything in everything.

Next game with France. Stanislav Salamych liked the idea of ​​playing in one defender and for this match he chooses exactly this arrangement. The pomegranate excellently copes with its duties, the French can not even break through the gate. Hagar misses and during a break asks Stanislav Salamich to transfer him to an attack. He agrees. In the second half, Higar makes a hat trick. Smolov before his replacement decides to break through on goal. Lloris catches the ball, but with it flies into the net gate.
After another rout, Stanislav Salamich treats everyone with shish kebabs, which he kindly prepared during the match.

In the semifinals, Russia is smashing Germany 6: 0. In a fit of passion Stanislav Salamovic scored the seventh ball, but it's natural, they cancel it. After the match, gray-haired Neuer announces his retirement and retires to the monastery.

And, finally, the final match. Russia - Argentina.

The whole world is watching the development of events. Argentina, in order to save the reputation of its national team, declares war on Russia, which receives the discharge of Tsar Bombs directly to the Ministry of Sport.

Since Argentina is wiped off the surface of the Earth, Russia is awarded a technical victory with a score of 3: 0.

The whole country rejoices. Footballers are awarded the title of heroes of Russia. July 15 is declared a national holiday. Higar forever inscribes his name in history, not missing a single ball. It is printed on the package of crackers Kirieshki.