>EVERYBODY IS KUNG FLU FIGHTING

>Makes your death as fast as lightning

>In fact it's a little bit frightening

>When it's your chest that I am tightening

>There were dirty Chinamen, from dirty Wuhan town

>They were boiling up some bats

>And slurping guano down

>It's an ancient Chinese art

>Making tortured animal broth

>Everything tastes so great

>Until you start to cough

>EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FLU FIGHTING

>Your cruise just seemed so inviting

>Until it came to alighting

>On my shores for dining

>There's Winnie the Flu, blamin the US of A

>While coughing on TV

>Iranians claimed it was okay

>Then the Italians stepped it up

>Threw their arms out to the side

>Sang, "hug a chink today"

>Now 50% have died

>EVERYBODY IS KUNG FLU FIGHTING

>Tedros' palms are tightening

>His fever's a little bit ripening

>Due to the yuan that I'm providing

>Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh, cough

>Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh, cough

>Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh, hack

>Now our boomers can't be saved,

>It's too late for Tommy Hanks

>With apocalyptic glare, a figure gives her thanks:

>To all you dirty Godless chinks,

>To bat asshole enslaved

>Coronachan lifts her head

>And says, "here comes the second wave"

>EVERYBODY IS KUNG FLU FIGHTING

>Your coughs are sharp as lightning

>Is that your will that you are writing?

>Leave your kids TP for wiping

>Kung Flu

>Justa Flu

>WHO Flu

>Gook Flu

>Chinobyl

>WuHu Flu

>Wumonia

>Chinkpox

>Coofit-19

>COVID-19

>Holocough

>Boomerpox

>Red Plague

>Niggerlung

>Chinkenpox

>Yellow Lung

>Canton Coof

>Xi Jinplague

>Coronachan

>Wu-Tang Flu

>Flu Man Chu

>Nothingburger

>Flu-Tang Clan

>Boomer Remover

>Geezer Wheezer

>Airborne AIDS

>Bat-Man Virus

>Winnie the Flu

>Bat Soup Croup

>Lung Pao Sicken

>Wu-Ping Cough

>Wubonic Plague

>Hong Kong Fluey

>Shanghai Shivers

>ChinAIDS/ChAIDS

>Chink Flying AIDS

>Pangolin Pandemic

>Wuhan Coronavirus

>Mandate of Heaving

>The Shaolin Sneeze

>Wet Market Surprise

>Sweet and Sour Sicken

>Communist Lung Herpes

>China's One Corpse Policy

>SARS-CoV-2: Alveolar Boogaloo

>Experimental Bioweapon CW-19

>The Commie Cold

>Holocough

>Mandate of Sniffles

>Fug Yu Lung

>Wuchoo

>Spring-fected roll

>Asian Contagion

>Wubonic Plague

>Flu Yung Hai

>Great Cough Forward

>The Yellow Death

>Toflu

>Ping Pong Pandemic

>Year of the Bat

>the Wungaloo

>The yellow flu ching-demic

>Breaking Bat

>Shanghai Shivers