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CORONA-CHAN 100742 В конец треда | Веб
Sneezy, Sneezy
Lewd and Sleazy
Wash your hands!
It should be easy
Ching and Chong,
Shit hits the fan
Spread your love,
Corona-chan!
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C O R O N A C H A N
O R O N A C H A N C
R O N A C H A N C O
O N A C H A N C O R
N A C H A N C O R O
A C H A N C O R O N
C H A N C O R O N A
H A N C O R O N A C
A N C O R O N A C H
N A H C A N O R O C
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There lived a certain virus, in Wuhan long ago
She was small but strong, in her eyes a greenish glow
Most people looked at her and mistook her for the flu
But to Chinese chinks she was someone to be feared
She could spread her disease like a sleeper
Full of coughing and fever
But she also was the kind of virus
HIV wished it was

Ca ra Rona CHAN!
Bringer of the Kung Fu Flu
There was a bat that really was gone
Ca ra Rona CHAN!
Chinas greatest bio leak
It was a shame how we carried on

She ruled the Chinese land and never mind the meats
But the fresh bat soup it is really wunderfur
In all the worlds affairs she was just a little sneeze
But she showed them their fate when their lungs had filled with puss
For Italians she was nowhere to be found
Though they'd heard the things she'd done
She believed she was the final killer
Who would kill us all

Ca ra Rona CHAN!
Bringer of the Kung Fu Flu
There was a bat that really was gone
Ca ra Rona CHAN!
Chinas greatest bio leak
It was a shame how we carried on

But when the coofing and sneezing
and her hunger for power
Became known to more and more people
The demands to do something
About this outrageous gal
Became louder and louder

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

"This disease has got to go", declared the CDC
But the NPCs shouted, "you're a racist and a nazi"
No doubt Corona Chan had lots of hidden secrets
Turns out she was a big brute, they just fell unto the streets
Then one night some men of higher standing
Took the masks, they will not help
"She wont come visit", they kept proclaiming
But she really came

Ca Ra Rona CHAN!
Bringer of the Kung Fu Flu!
They put some chinks into the air
Ca Ra Rona CHAN!
Chinas greatest bio leak
They flew um all and said, "We'll be fine"

Ca Ra Rona CHAN!
Bringer of the Kung Fu Flu!
She didn't quit, she wanted to spread
Ca Ra Rona CHAN!
Chinas greatest bio leak
And so she got us all and we died

Oh, that Bat Soup
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There lived a certain virus, in Wuhan long ago
She was small but strong, in her eyes a greenish glow
Most people looked at her and mistook her for the flu
But to Chinese chinks she was someone to be feared
She could spread her disease like a sleeper
Full of coughing and fever
But she also was the kind of virus
HIV wished it was

Ca ra Rona CHAN!
Bringer of the Kung Fu Flu
There was a bat that really was gone
Ca ra Rona CHAN!
Chinas greatest bio leak
It was a shame how we carried on

She ruled the Chinese land and never mind the meats
But the fresh bat soup it is really wunderfur
In all the worlds affairs she was just a little sneeze
But she showed them their fate when their lungs had filled with puss
For Italians she was nowhere to be found
Though they'd heard the things she'd done
She believed she was the final killer
Who would kill us all

Ca ra Rona CHAN!
Bringer of the Kung Fu Flu
There was a bat that really was gone
Ca ra Rona CHAN!
Chinas greatest bio leak
It was a shame how we carried on

But when the coofing and sneezing
and her hunger for power
Became known to more and more people
The demands to do something
About this outrageous gal
Became louder and louder

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

"This disease has got to go", declared the CDC
But the NPCs shouted, "you're a racist and a nazi"
No doubt Corona Chan had lots of hidden secrets
Turns out she was a big brute, they just fell unto the streets
Then one night some men of higher standing
Took the masks, they will not help
"She wont come visit", they kept proclaiming
But she really came

Ca Ra Rona CHAN!
Bringer of the Kung Fu Flu!
They put some chinks into the air
Ca Ra Rona CHAN!
Chinas greatest bio leak
They flew um all and said, "We'll be fine"

Ca Ra Rona CHAN!
Bringer of the Kung Fu Flu!
She didn't quit, she wanted to spread
Ca Ra Rona CHAN!
Chinas greatest bio leak
And so she got us all and we died

Oh, that Bat Soup
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だ-だめー! コロナちゃん、やめてー! <3
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>>00846
А потом у неё вырос член
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Ано-о-о-о-о-о-нцики-и-и-и-и-и.... Поцему зе вы не деляете олидзяняль контеньть?
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Ориджинал мэдскиллз
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>>01000
Спасибо!
Ещё немножко доделал.
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>>00763

>15807218426671.png

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А причём здесь Винни Пух?
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КОВИД КД мп4edit.mp48,5 Мб, mp4,
1384x1082, 0:20
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>>01016
>>01001
>>00999
>>00997
Молоде-е-е-е-е-е-есь, анянцик! Олидзяняль контеньтю быть!

Я тють тозе немнозенеько пошалиль... В общем воть, рейтаните пазязя.
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Для тебя анон.
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Весь вечер рисовал.
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>>01034
Гавно получилось в итоге, зря время потратил, лох.
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>>01035
Ты чего такой злой, у чувака все впереди, годик-два практики, и будете рисовать, как Смолев. Главное не бросать.
Любите вы сосачеры людей обламывать, а потом удивляетесь, что никто нихуя не делает.
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>>01038
Хаха
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>>01039
я старался
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>>01035
Отьстянь оть аняня, бака! Он сталялся...
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BE SAVED ANON, QUICK BEFORE SHE COOFS ON YOU

>BE SAVED ANON, QUICK BEFORE SHE COOFS ON YOU


BE SAVED ANON, QUICK BEFORE SHE COOFS ON YOU

>BE SAVED ANON, QUICK BEFORE SHE COOFS ON YOU


BE SAVED ANON, QUICK BEFORE SHE COOFS ON YOU

>BE SAVED ANON, QUICK BEFORE SHE COOFS ON YOU


BE SAVED ANON, QUICK BEFORE SHE COOFS ON YOU

>BE SAVED ANON, QUICK BEFORE SHE COOFS ON YOU

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540x720, 0:13
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>EVERYBODY IS KUNG FLU FIGHTING


>Makes your death as fast as lightning


>In fact it's a little bit frightening


>When it's your chest that I am tightening



>There were dirty Chinamen, from dirty Wuhan town


>They were boiling up some bats


>And slurping guano down


>It's an ancient Chinese art


>Making tortured animal broth


>Everything tastes so great


>Until you start to cough



>EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FLU FIGHTING


>Your cruise just seemed so inviting


>Until it came to alighting


>On my shores for dining



>There's Winnie the Flu, blamin the US of A


>While coughing on TV


>Iranians claimed it was okay


>Then the Italians stepped it up


>Threw their arms out to the side


>Sang, "hug a chink today"


>Now 50% have died



>EVERYBODY IS KUNG FLU FIGHTING


>Tedros' palms are tightening


>His fever's a little bit ripening


>Due to the yuan that I'm providing



>Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh, cough


>Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh, cough


>Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh, hack



>Now our boomers can't be saved,


>It's too late for Tommy Hanks


>With apocalyptic glare, a figure gives her thanks:


>To all you dirty Godless chinks,


>To bat asshole enslaved


>Coronachan lifts her head


>And says, "here comes the second wave"



>EVERYBODY IS KUNG FLU FIGHTING


>Your coughs are sharp as lightning


>Is that your will that you are writing?


>Leave your kids TP for wiping

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540x720, 0:13
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>EVERYBODY IS KUNG FLU FIGHTING


>Makes your death as fast as lightning


>In fact it's a little bit frightening


>When it's your chest that I am tightening



>There were dirty Chinamen, from dirty Wuhan town


>They were boiling up some bats


>And slurping guano down


>It's an ancient Chinese art


>Making tortured animal broth


>Everything tastes so great


>Until you start to cough



>EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FLU FIGHTING


>Your cruise just seemed so inviting


>Until it came to alighting


>On my shores for dining



>There's Winnie the Flu, blamin the US of A


>While coughing on TV


>Iranians claimed it was okay


>Then the Italians stepped it up


>Threw their arms out to the side


>Sang, "hug a chink today"


>Now 50% have died



>EVERYBODY IS KUNG FLU FIGHTING


>Tedros' palms are tightening


>His fever's a little bit ripening


>Due to the yuan that I'm providing



>Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh, cough


>Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh, cough


>Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh, hack



>Now our boomers can't be saved,


>It's too late for Tommy Hanks


>With apocalyptic glare, a figure gives her thanks:


>To all you dirty Godless chinks,


>To bat asshole enslaved


>Coronachan lifts her head


>And says, "here comes the second wave"



>EVERYBODY IS KUNG FLU FIGHTING


>Your coughs are sharp as lightning


>Is that your will that you are writing?


>Leave your kids TP for wiping

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SONG FLU

Wu Flu!
Wu Han!
Wu Flu!
Wu Han!
I got my world rekt
By a wet market
Bat soup is easy
But it’s so greasy, yeah
Wu Flu!
When I just can’t breathe at all
Wu Han!
And I need a hospital
Wu Flu!
Well I cough and I'm queasy
All of the time but I'm never sure which strain hit me
Ventilate me
I got my lungs done
By the Chinese Bung
It's not me coughin’
It's not my coffin, yeah
Wu Flu!
When I just can’t breathe at all
Wu Han!
And I need a hospital
Wu Flu!
Well I cough and I'm queasy
All of the time but I'm never sure which strain hit me
Ventilate me
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
I’m
dead
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SONG FLU

Wu Flu!
Wu Han!
Wu Flu!
Wu Han!
I got my world rekt
By a wet market
Bat soup is easy
But it’s so greasy, yeah
Wu Flu!
When I just can’t breathe at all
Wu Han!
And I need a hospital
Wu Flu!
Well I cough and I'm queasy
All of the time but I'm never sure which strain hit me
Ventilate me
I got my lungs done
By the Chinese Bung
It's not me coughin’
It's not my coffin, yeah
Wu Flu!
When I just can’t breathe at all
Wu Han!
And I need a hospital
Wu Flu!
Well I cough and I'm queasy
All of the time but I'm never sure which strain hit me
Ventilate me
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
I’m
dead
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Сиськи отвратительны.
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>>01104
Просто ты пидор.
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>>01104
А мне норм, так бы и помял.
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When the lockdown falls
She'll run to me
Like whispered dreams
My eyes can't see

Soft and warm
She'll touch my face
A last resort bed
Against death

We believed we'd catch ncov
Ride the wind to the abyss
Sail away on pneumonia

But life's not a wheel
With chains made of steel
So bless me

Come Corona
Come Corona
Come Corona
Come Corona

We believed we'd catch ncov
Ride the wind to the abyss
Sail away on pneumonia

But life's not a wheel
With chains made of steel
So bless me, oh bless me, bless me

Come Corona
Come Corona
Come Corona
Come Corona
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When the lockdown falls
She'll run to me
Like whispered dreams
My eyes can't see

Soft and warm
She'll touch my face
A last resort bed
Against death

We believed we'd catch ncov
Ride the wind to the abyss
Sail away on pneumonia

But life's not a wheel
With chains made of steel
So bless me

Come Corona
Come Corona
Come Corona
Come Corona

We believed we'd catch ncov
Ride the wind to the abyss
Sail away on pneumonia

But life's not a wheel
With chains made of steel
So bless me, oh bless me, bless me

Come Corona
Come Corona
Come Corona
Come Corona
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>>01119
а они все растут...
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>Kung Flu


>Justa Flu


>WHO Flu


>Gook Flu


>Chinobyl


>WuHu Flu


>Wumonia


>Chinkpox


>Coofit-19


>COVID-19


>Holocough


>Boomerpox


>Red Plague


>Niggerlung


>Chinkenpox


>Yellow Lung


>Canton Coof


>Xi Jinplague


>Coronachan


>Wu-Tang Flu


>Flu Man Chu


>Nothingburger


>Flu-Tang Clan


>Boomer Remover


>Geezer Wheezer


>Airborne AIDS


>Bat-Man Virus


>Winnie the Flu


>Bat Soup Croup


>Lung Pao Sicken


>Wu-Ping Cough


>Wubonic Plague


>Hong Kong Fluey


>Shanghai Shivers


>ChinAIDS/ChAIDS


>Chink Flying AIDS


>Pangolin Pandemic


>Wuhan Coronavirus


>Mandate of Heaving


>The Shaolin Sneeze


>Wet Market Surprise


>Sweet and Sour Sicken


>Communist Lung Herpes


>China's One Corpse Policy


>SARS-CoV-2: Alveolar Boogaloo


>Experimental Bioweapon CW-19


>The Commie Cold


>Holocough


>Mandate of Sniffles


>Fug Yu Lung


>Wuchoo


>Spring-fected roll


>Asian Contagion


>Wubonic Plague


>Flu Yung Hai


>Great Cough Forward


>The Yellow Death


>Toflu


>Ping Pong Pandemic


>Year of the Bat


>the Wungaloo


>The yellow flu ching-demic


>Breaking Bat


>Shanghai Shivers

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>Kung Flu


>Justa Flu


>WHO Flu


>Gook Flu


>Chinobyl


>WuHu Flu


>Wumonia


>Chinkpox


>Coofit-19


>COVID-19


>Holocough


>Boomerpox


>Red Plague


>Niggerlung


>Chinkenpox


>Yellow Lung


>Canton Coof


>Xi Jinplague


>Coronachan


>Wu-Tang Flu


>Flu Man Chu


>Nothingburger


>Flu-Tang Clan


>Boomer Remover


>Geezer Wheezer


>Airborne AIDS


>Bat-Man Virus


>Winnie the Flu


>Bat Soup Croup


>Lung Pao Sicken


>Wu-Ping Cough


>Wubonic Plague


>Hong Kong Fluey


>Shanghai Shivers


>ChinAIDS/ChAIDS


>Chink Flying AIDS


>Pangolin Pandemic


>Wuhan Coronavirus


>Mandate of Heaving


>The Shaolin Sneeze


>Wet Market Surprise


>Sweet and Sour Sicken


>Communist Lung Herpes


>China's One Corpse Policy


>SARS-CoV-2: Alveolar Boogaloo


>Experimental Bioweapon CW-19


>The Commie Cold


>Holocough


>Mandate of Sniffles


>Fug Yu Lung


>Wuchoo


>Spring-fected roll


>Asian Contagion


>Wubonic Plague


>Flu Yung Hai


>Great Cough Forward


>The Yellow Death


>Toflu


>Ping Pong Pandemic


>Year of the Bat


>the Wungaloo


>The yellow flu ching-demic


>Breaking Bat


>Shanghai Shivers

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>>01306

>1585736919878.jpg


Нюхал бы джва часа.
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>>00910

>高兴

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>>01329

>1585679952518.png


Дайте источник.
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1920x1080, 1:22
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тест
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Замечательный тред
15880143902930.mp41,6 Мб, mp4,
720x720, 0:17
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>>01787
О, ананансы, а покидайте еще артов Короны с Землей, если есть
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>>01808
В треде выше посмотри.
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>>01841
видел уже. за эту пикчу спасибо
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>>01870
Че за тема с туалетной бумагой?
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>>01929
Американские пидорахи, поддавшись панике из-за эпидемии, побежали в супермаркеты скупать в огромных количествах туалетную бумагу, так что она стала дефицитным товаром.
И над этим стали иронизировать, ровно также, как в Рашке над гречей.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ls0ZormAOhU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsF6ezLOMC4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7F_h8XhoNQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkD4zxwUWgs
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>>01931
Надо же, так пидорахи бывают не только в Раесе, но и в Швитых. Спасибо, анонче.
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Corona-chan, come back please
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>СМИ: первый случай заражения коронавирусом в мире зарегистрировали 17 ноября 2019 года


Happy Birthday
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Сукк,у меня батя этим переболел. Уже не смешно как-то.
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>>04647
C Новым годом тебя и твоего батю. И с новым заразным штамом.
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>>04673
Ага,спасибо.
И тебя с наступившим.
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>Год назад в Москве зарегистрировали первый случай COVID-19.


>СМИ предполагали, что первым заразившимся в России стал мужчина, вернувшийся из Италии.

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>5 мая 2023 года генеральный директор Всемирной организации здравоохранения (ВОЗ) Тедрос Гебрейесус объявил об окончании пандемии коронавируса. Он отметил, что COVID-19 «больше не имеет статуса чрезвычайной ситуации в области здравоохранения». Однако это не означает, что вирус перестал представлять угрозу, подчеркнул Гебрейесус.


>По официальным данным, от него погибло около 20 000 000 человек на Земле.

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